A list of phrases I utter far too often:

• Dude, that's frickin' awesome.

• What was I doing now?

• I'm really excited about that.

• Whattywhonow?

• Oh, don't even.

• And that's not even the crazy part.

• Tuh fuh?

• I practically died. (worse, because I do, in fact, practically die about 3 times a day. so accident prone!)

• I was attacked by . . .

• Ok, and then . . .

• It's too complicated to explain.

• Where did I put that?

• Oh, please, my pretty pumpkin. (when I am cajoling a computer to pull through on a task)

• I need more coffee.